On December 25 most people who celebrate the birth of christ do so expecting a person name Saint Nick, or Santa Clause, well dont forget his brother, Bob, Bob goes to all the knotty boys and girls and gives then, coal, sweaters that dont fit right that auntie May spent all summer making for you out of Camelas pubic hair, the upteen pairs of plaid socks that look like the dog throw up,

Well Bob is also know as Sinter Clouse, her dresses like Santa but in opposite colors, Sants is in red, Sinter is in black, any thing black on Santa, Sinter is red, Sinter hair and beard black as night, his eyes are grey, his smile is mean, his laugh is sinister,